Geordie meltdown thread

[QWOP]

Why? Did she slap you first?

She insulted wedding cakes. I thought of you and had to defend your honour!

 

[MackemInTheMiddle]

It's ok


It's ok. I've punched a mackem at work

Does she have a long face and you mistook her for a horse?

 

[QWOP]

Does she have a long face and you mistook her for a horse?

Looked a little inbred. Had way too many fingers and was chowing down on some cheesy chips!

 

[MackemInTheMiddle]

Looked a little inbred. Had way too many fingers and was chowing down on some cheesy chips!

So a Sunderland fan from Norwich stock? Wonder if her parents met at Wembley for the Cup Final

 

[QWOP]

So a Sunderland fan from Norwich stock? Wonder if her parents met at Wembley for the Cup Final

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[Somebodys pinched my sombrero]

and i've just told leez off for not making sense. jesus, has this **** never heard of punctuation? i'm out of breathe and didn't even read it out loud

@Gordon Armstrong would have a field day with that!

 

[Somebodys pinched my sombrero]

Didn't you beat them 3-0 in the derby as well?

You keep out of this, you.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

You keep out of this, you.

Sorry gringo, I'll try to remain impartial!

 

[Billy Death]

**** the mags.......................................
Just reapeat, lol................................

 

[cumbrianmackem]

I'm not one for going onto other boards especially not Newcastles, but I think they have gotten off very lightly since last night's game finished, I think us Sunderland fans have been extremely restrained in the circumstances. Just my opinion.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

I'm not one for going onto other boards especially not Newcastles, but I think they have gotten off very lightly since last night's game finished, I think us Sunderland fans have been extremely restrained in the circumstances. Just my opinion.

There's only about 6 people on that board.

 

[Deletion Requested1]

There's only about 6 people on that board.

Yes 6 people but 50 aliens

 

[Nostalgic]

I must admit to sneaking over there to see how things were panning out on the piss-take front, but one of their posters (I think Alberts Chip Shop) had beaten us to it by starting a thread inviting the inevitable so he had pretty cleverly drawn any sting in advance.

 

[Billy Death]

I must admit to sneaking over there to see how things were panning out on the piss-take front, but one of their posters (I think Alberts Chip Shop) had beaten us to it by starting a thread inviting the inevitable so he had pretty cleverly drawn any sting in advance.

Is the tuirn coat **** still wearing his ****ers hat?
Thank **** for caffiene po[
Doubt ill sllep tonight.

 

[Disco down under]

It's ok


It's ok. I've punched a mackem at work

You work with a horse called "a mackem"?

 

[Somebodys pinched my sombrero]

Is the tuirn coat **** still wearing his ****ers hat?
Thank **** for caffiene po[
Doubt ill sllep tonight.

You been out with Comm?

 

[Commachio]

You been out with Comm?

. Im an expert at trying to decipher pissed posts. Think i should be an MI5 agent.

 

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Haha. Thats the best one yet.