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Tobes said:
Go home and sleep it off.

Stay and get off your tits, and probably get a fumble of some tits.

The former you’ll just have a hangover, the latter you’re likely to hate yourself.

Big Head, little head battle innit.

I’ve lost a fair few of them when I was your age like, so I’m saying **** all.
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Problem is Tobes there's two versions of me that you're talking to right now and none of which are particularly logical.

The first version is the normal bloke who because of lockdown could really do with a shag, and that could impair my judgement.

The second version is the persona deep inside that is a drug addict and is telling me **** the consequences as long as I get on it.


Who ****ing knows. Logging off now n will report back tomorrow x
 
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Libby said:
Problem is Tobes there's two versions of me that you're talking to right now and none of which are particularly logical.

The first version is the normal bloke who because of lockdown could really do with a shag, and that could impair my judgement.

The second version is the persona deep inside that is a drug addict and is telling me **** the consequences as long as I get on it.


Who ****ing knows. Logging off now n will report back tomorrow x
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Get involved bro. And good luck X

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Archers Road said:
Fall asleep <ok>


Try not to piss in her wardrobe later
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fell asleep when at Uni fingering a bird on her sofa. Not my best moment, and it stopped my make ****ing her housemate as she kicked us both out.
Had a session on some Aussie beer Hahn. Buy him some every year to say I’m not sorry.
 
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FosseFilberto said:
You've seen a pic of my girlfriend at Uni mate ... no bloke with a pulse would have fallen asleep ... Peej must have been playing wing man with the fugly mate, surely?
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You right Fosse, one must be a bit of a ****ing idiot to fall asleep whilst fingering some poontang
 
Treble said:
Then why d'you say you'd have woken her up? WtF <laugh>
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Hmmm .... let me try and explain it so you might understand. My 'misunderstanding' was deliberate ... it does two things ... steals your thunder whilst reversing the purpose of your post ... the ultimate goal is to get you to then have to explain what you were meaning ... are you getting there? <laugh>
 
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