Sorry @PleaseNotPoll that was supposed to be a wink. Didn't have the same obvious effect with a smiling face. Anyways a bit drunk and stoned, talking ****e. Away to bed.
Yeah I know right. Feel like I'm not capable of making this decision and need input from my counsellor.
Evening mate. Catch up tomorrow ma man, getting the spins so want to make it to sleep before I whitey. Night x
Nufc is the 9th most successful English club, so the fact we've not won anything for 60 years tells you they once were a big club, but unfortunately now we're owned by Mike ashley and the sports moved on..... We're a small club today It is what it is, but I think we're bigger than what we're getting.
Go home and sleep it off. Stay and get off your tits, and probably get a fumble of some tits. The former you’ll just have a hangover, the latter you’re likely to hate yourself. Big Head, little head battle innit. I’ve lost a fair few of them when I was your age like, so I’m saying **** all.
Yeah, that was a bit much! He's 16 cans in, by the way. What would you suggest vs what would you have done in the same position?
I think he has to ask himself a serious question: which decision will result in a story that we all find funny?
