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honestly, never realised!

that’s some finish. Winner stays up.

 

Fall asleep


Try not to piss in her wardrobe later

 

Problem is Tobes there's two versions of me that you're talking to right now and none of which are particularly logical.

The first version is the normal bloke who because of lockdown could really do with a shag, and that could impair my judgement.

The second version is the persona deep inside that is a drug addict and is telling me **** the consequences as long as I get on it.


Who ****ing knows. Logging off now n will report back tomorrow x

 

I must admit, I skim read Libby's posts earlier.

Having now caught up, I would say Libby that should should go for it 100%

 

^^
Have to say that I like this geezer's style.

 

Get involved bro. And good luck X

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Libby’s gay as ****

I’d be on the gear and sucking on her tits by now

off to roll a spliff

 

fell asleep when at Uni fingering a bird on her sofa. Not my best moment, and it stopped my make ****ing her housemate as she kicked us both out.
Had a session on some Aussie beer Hahn. Buy him some every year to say I’m not sorry.

 

cool story Fosse

 

Like I would have fallen asleep

 

goowon there Fosse

 

Even asleep you woulda given her the time of her life mate

 

You've seen a pic of my girlfriend at Uni mate ... no bloke with a pulse would have fallen asleep ... Peej must have been playing wing man with the fugly mate, surely?

 

Nah mate ... I'd have woken her up first ... you are confusing me with Munse

 

You right Fosse, one must be a bit of a ****ing idiot to fall asleep whilst fingering some poontang

 

I meant with you being asleep ffs

 

I know ya twat

 

Then why d'you say you'd have woken her up? WtF

 

Hmmm .... let me try and explain it so you might understand. My 'misunderstanding' was deliberate ... it does two things ... steals your thunder whilst reversing the purpose of your post ... the ultimate goal is to get you to then have to explain what you were meaning ... are you getting there?