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Hate the word ketchup. Seems almost American.
But then again, in our house we also refer to mustard as ‘poorly baby poo’
Before we had our first child we went to ante-natal classes (easier to just agree). One time they handed us all dolls to change and had put a variety of different things in the nappies.
When I was asked to say what ours was, I sniffed and said "mustard" then, without thinking, gave it a lick and said "French". The way the room turned against me was unreal.
Or you could just put them in the cupboard. Who keeps eggs on the window sill ffs.
Cold ketchup is just weird.
Innit.
Just leave them in the handy egg box they came in.
Ketchup goes in the cupboard too.
If I had unlimited fridge space I’d keep everything in it. The whole eggs/bread/fruit can’t go in the fridge thing sounds very northern.
I carry them up my rectum like a ****ed up penguin
When someone says theyre hungry i drop them out for consumption
Everytime you open the fridge the seeping smell of rot would leak into your house, you'd have to do a "visualise what you want, grab it as quick as possible" job
Tuchel would have either of these teams promoted in short order, probably wouldn't go there though.
I'm more southern than him ffs. **** basically is a northerner to us scummers.
I'm about as far south as you can get and I can confirm even the inbred Cornish with webbed toes don't keep their eggs in the fridge.
I reckon tuchel first makes a assessment on the age of said eggs, then proceeds to make the best possible placement based stats
U know, Don ****.