Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Ffs shut up

 

Before we had our first child we went to ante-natal classes (easier to just agree). One time they handed us all dolls to change and had put a variety of different things in the nappies.

When I was asked to say what ours was, I sniffed and said "mustard" then, without thinking, gave it a lick and said "French". The way the room turned against me was unreal.

 

@PINKIE thought you was supposed to be occupying Fossies attention these days ffs

Where you at

 

I’ve backed you to win. Soz.

 

Good thing we’ll win then after grinding them down to our level.

 

Or you could just put them in the cupboard. Who keeps eggs on the window sill ffs.

Cold ketchup is just weird.

 

I just have my eggs on the side, that way I know how many I have

 

Innit.

Just leave them in the handy egg box they came in.

Ketchup goes in the cupboard too.

 

If I had unlimited fridge space I’d keep everything in it. The whole eggs/bread/fruit can’t go in the fridge thing sounds very northern.

 

I carry them up my rectum like a ****ed up penguin

When someone says theyre hungry i drop them out for consumption

 

It ain't northern bro

You're just a wrong un is all.

 

Depends on the fruit surely?

 

You reckon Tuchel keeps his eggs in the fridge bro ?

 

Everytime you open the fridge the seeping smell of rot would leak into your house, you'd have to do a "visualise what you want, grab it as quick as possible" job

 

Tuchel would have either of these teams promoted in short order, probably wouldn't go there though.

 

I'm more southern than him ffs. **** basically is a northerner to us scummers.

 

I'm about as far south as you can get and I can confirm even the inbred Cornish with webbed toes don't keep their eggs in the fridge.

 

I reckon tuchel first makes a assessment on the age of said eggs, then proceeds to make the best possible placement based stats

U know, Don ****.