Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

what you want him to do?

Offer you a blowjob?

you wanna finger his ****?

what you expectin bru?

 

Only Pringles i ever really liked were some my lads mate left one week, sausage flavour.

Let them sit in the cupboard for abot 5 days and when nobody claimed them i opened them and finished the whole tube in about 5 mins.

Never seen them before or since.

 

He actually thought that section was for real eggs

 

Yeh but I wasn't talking **** about literacy at the time

Fukin donk

 

Luvvy has a ****?

 

Weird innit, fancy putting real eggs in the tomato tray when everyone knows it's for cream eggs

 

Eggs in the fridge?

Cracking up I reckon.

 

@Tobes Gordon playing for Preston tonight. Looks too good for our level.

 

Does he put his eggs in the fridge though?

 

Yeah was funny that. Pulling folk up for their literacy and ****ing it up in the process.

 

His brains are scrambled

 

Yeah I’m watching it, the lad’s got talent, he’s only just turned 19.

 

Monster Munch
Butterkist toffee popcorn

Both great.
My sister keeps tomato sauce in the fridge. Assuming she’s adopted.

 

Don't be poaching my puns bro.

 

You mean Ketchup ?

Nearly as weird as keeping it in the fridge calling it sauce.

 

Yeah don't get that either.

The other thing that annoys me is bread in the fridge. Why?

 

I put my Toastie loaf in the freezer

 

That makes absolutely no sense at all, it just makes it cold and soggy.

 

Soz

Meant to say his brains must be fried.

 

Beef flava obvs?