Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

[Spurlock]

You're well snobby for someone who lives in South Wales, you know that luv?

Not that I'm a fan of doritios but still.

what you want him to do?

Offer you a blowjob?

you wanna finger his ****?

what you expectin bru?

 

[Diego]

Only Pringles i ever really liked were some my lads mate left one week, sausage flavour.

Let them sit in the cupboard for abot 5 days and when nobody claimed them i opened them and finished the whole tube in about 5 mins.

Never seen them before or since.

 

[Spurlock]

Windy puts eggs in his fridge where the Cadbury cream eggs should go.

So we've learned a thing or two about him tonight.

He actually thought that section was for real eggs

 

[Sucky]

It's Trivia bro

Not the only person to miss of an 'i' today eh ?

Yeh but I wasn't talking **** about literacy at the time

Fukin donk

 

[Libby]

what you want him to do?

Offer you a blowjob?

you wanna finger his ****?

what you expectin bru?

Luvvy has a ****?

 

[Diego]

Windy puts eggs in his fridge where the Cadbury cream eggs should go.

So we've learned a thing or two about him tonight.

Weird innit, fancy putting real eggs in the tomato tray when everyone knows it's for cream eggs

 

[Libby]

Windy puts eggs in his fridge where the Cadbury cream eggs should go.

So we've learned a thing or two about him tonight.

Eggs in the fridge?

Cracking up I reckon.

 

[Star of David Bardsley]

@Tobes Gordon playing for Preston tonight. Looks too good for our level.

 

[Libby]

Does he put his eggs in the fridge though?

 

[PINKIE]

Yeh but I wasn't talking **** about literacy at the time

Fukin donk

Yeah was funny that. Pulling folk up for their literacy and ****ing it up in the process.

 

[PINKIE]

Eggs in the fridge?

Cracking up I reckon.

His brains are scrambled

 

[Tobes]

@Tobes Gordon playing for Preston tonight. Looks too good for our level.

Yeah I’m watching it, the lad’s got talent, he’s only just turned 19.

 

[Quesadaad]

Monster Munch
Butterkist toffee popcorn

Both great.
My sister keeps tomato sauce in the fridge. Assuming she’s adopted.

 

[Libby]

His brains are scrambled

Don't be poaching my puns bro.

 

[PINKIE]

Monster Munch
Butterkist toffee popcorn

Both great.
My sister keeps tomato sauce in the fridge. Assuming she’s adopted.

You mean Ketchup ?

Nearly as weird as keeping it in the fridge calling it sauce.

 

[Libby]

Monster Munch
Butterkist toffee popcorn

Both great.
My sister keeps tomato sauce in the fridge. Assuming she’s adopted.

Yeah don't get that either.

The other thing that annoys me is bread in the fridge. Why?

 

[Spurlock]

Yeah don't get that either.

The other thing that annoys me is bread in the fridge. Why?

I put my Toastie loaf in the freezer

 

[Diego]

Yeah don't get that either.

The other thing that annoys me is bread in the fridge. Why?

That makes absolutely no sense at all, it just makes it cold and soggy.

 

[PINKIE]

Don't be poaching my puns bro.

Soz

Meant to say his brains must be fried.

 

[Spurlock]

Monster Munch

Beef flava obvs?