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Spiders live in the same world as snails. They motherfuckers are whipps

Niggas can turn it on in a flash. One minute they be crawling along all casual like, and then they go all usain bolt on yo ass.
 
Ain't nobody like spiders.

Oh. But they're the 'good guys'.

No they ain't, they the nasty ****ing guys.

Any nigga with eight eyes who runs like peter crouch on acid, ain’t got good intentions fam.
 
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Got no problem with Spiders...I always help them out of the window, create a little piece of paper platform, then when they step into it, ease them outa the window.

Yeah I'd never kill em. Always help them out of the window. Apart from those big hairy motherfuckers that you find in the bath in the autumn. Not afraid to admit that the missus deals with them. She just picks them up in her hands and puts them in the garden. Straight up voodoo shiz that.
 
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Aerosol can

Clipper lighter

Best bug spray ever


Best used in short bursts if handled by u16s
 
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You’re stoned most the time! You’ll burn the ****ing house down - and the spider will get away <laugh>
Been doing that years

Great for summer flies

Well actually not so great for summer flies <laugh>