Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

ffs Piskie read it again, and again, until you get it mate.

 

^^^ rattled

 

If you say so snail boy.

 

What you got against snails bad boy ?

 

They too slow!

 

Not in their world. It’s all relative fam.

They probably think you rushing around like a madman.

 

Spiders live in the same world as snails. They motherfuckers are whipps

 

Niggas can turn it on in a flash. One minute they be crawling along all casual like, and then they go all usain bolt on yo ass.

 

If they didn't have a name what would you call them?

Fastbiteyniggas

Crawlyscarymotherfucker

 

Hairyscaryfuckeduplegs

 

Eighteyedeveilcunts

 

Ain't nobody like spiders.

Oh. But they're the 'good guys'.

No they ain't, they the nasty ****ing guys.

 

Any nigga with eight eyes who runs like peter crouch on acid, ain’t got good intentions fam.

 

Got no problem with Spiders...I always help them out of the window, create a platform with a piece of paper, then when they step onto it, ease them outa the window.

 

You know that nigga gets eaten by a sparrow soon as you shut the window yeh?

 

Yeah I'd never kill em. Always help them out of the window. Apart from those big hairy motherfuckers that you find in the bath in the autumn. Not afraid to admit that the missus deals with them. She just picks them up in her hands and puts them in the garden. Straight up voodoo shiz that.

 

Aerosol can

Clipper lighter

Best bug spray ever


Best used in short bursts if handled by u16s

 

You’re stoned most the time! You’ll burn the ****ing house down - and the spider will get away

 

Been doing that years

Great for summer flies

Well actually not so great for summer flies

 

Not to mention the spectrum of colour you see on that flame when high.