Yeah, i'm actually a sentient AI program so i can switch myself off with chelsea lose or when we win i put it back on.
Don't get me wrong, i will slate our players when they need slating but i'll at least put down why they need a go at and dissect our performance.
The above was a meltdown of epic proportions. Half of the stuff above is probably not true:
Why do the refs hate us, teams only score their 1 chances against us, defenders not make mistakes against us
Thats Arsenal Fan TV material right there