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I asked my wife after a marathon shopping trip for her, me stood under blow heaters for what seemed like 15 years, as she tried on every piece of clothing within a 40 mile radius... "Can I quickly have a pop in HMV for a look at the Blu Rays?".... "Sure, no problem"...

After 1.3 seconds of looking I was advised that I am something along the lines of 'a useless blind piece of time wasting ****' and that I should immediately hurry up or else my life was about to take a rapid dip in happiness.

When did that happen? I do not remember signing anything that made me her slave, it just sort of happened, subconsciously... how do I fix this?
I wish I could help and give you some advice but I can't that's you now mate for the rest of your born, Ha Ha that will teach you for taking the piss out of me.<laugh><laugh>o_O
 
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I've noticed 83 hasn't posted for a while, did he get a ban for something? Seem to remember him saying last post before the ban kicks in.
 
There's been a few disappearances lately. Maybe they're all Daily Star readers and prepping for WW3 in their bunkers.

I'll be running an ethernet cable into mine, you don't know how long it's gonna take Putin to destroy the west, as long as I've got access to smut and ladbrokes I'll be fine.

Always one step ahead of the game is uncle Tel.
 
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We punked a mate the other night, he left his phone on the side with his music wired into our system, I opened up his facebook profile and found two profiles, one was a proper hot girl he had no chance with at work, that he always talks about and the other was holiday snaps of his mum's friend on a beach in a bikini from 2012.

I pressed the heart 'like' on a few of each's pictures, the hot girls pictures from 2014, so it looked like he'd trawled through the profile to find the pictures.

He's just text the group on Whatsapp saying the fit bird at work blanked him in the Spar at lunch time. <laugh> ****ing hell.

He still has no idea about any of it.
 
We punked a mate the other night, he left his phone on the side with his music wired into our system, I opened up his facebook profile and found two profiles, one was a proper hot girl he had no chance with at work, that he always talks about and the other was holiday snaps of his mum's friend on a beach in a bikini from 2012.

I pressed the heart 'like' on a few of each's pictures, the hot girls pictures from 2014, so it looked like he'd trawled through the profile to find the pictures.

He's just text the group on Whatsapp saying the fit bird at work blanked him in the Spar at lunch time. <laugh> ****ing hell.

He still has no idea about any of it.
What a twat you are...<laugh>
 
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