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commachio1 said:
Some twat is frying chillis

12 sneezes on the trot

Not a record. But impressive
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He's sneezing in the chilli sauce?

I have an allergy to dust, I can whip out 30+ back to back on a dusty day no bother, you don't get an orgasm contrary to urban myth, but you do get headache and occasional sinusitis. <ok>
 
Despicable_Tel said:
He's sneezing in the chilli sauce?

I have an allergy to dust, I can whip out 30+ back to back on a dusty day no bother, you don't get an orgasm contrary to urban myth, but you do get headache and occasional sinusitis. <ok>
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It wasnt sauce. Pure chillis. Twats.

30+ is superhuman status.
 
commachio1 said:
Some twat is frying chillis

12 sneezes on the trot

Not a record. But impressive
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I feel sorry for those poor bastards who have been sneezing almost nonstop for years at a time, in some cases most of their life so far and for the rest of it too. It must be hell.

There's something called persistent sexual arousal, I remember seeing a documentary on this woman who has it, she was basically constantly good to go and masturbating all day. It sounds hot if you haven't seen her. She lives with her adult son, it looked awkward.
 
commachio1 said:
It wasnt sauce. Pure chillis. Twats.

30+ is superhuman status.
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Horrible allergy mate, it strikes at any time, usually in winter it's worse cos the heating is on inside places, completely uncontrollable on some days. Cost me £10k to put wood flooring through my house, carpets are a huge no-go!
 
SAFC Nacho said:
I feel sorry for those poor bastards who have been sneezing almost nonstop for years at a time, in some cases most of their life so far and for the rest of it too. It must be hell.

There's something called persistent sexual arousal, I remember seeing a documentary on this woman who has it, she was basically constantly good to go and masturbating all day. It sounds hot if you haven't seen her. She lives with her adult son, it looked awkward.
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:azn: Tel will be onto this one faster than AJ at a teeny bop disco.
 
SAFC Nacho said:
I feel sorry for those poor bastards who have been sneezing almost nonstop for years at a time, in some cases most of their life so far and for the rest of it too. It must be hell.

There's something called persistent sexual arousal, I remember seeing a documentary on this woman who has it, she was basically constantly good to go and masturbating all day. It sounds hot if you haven't seen her. She lives with her adult son, it looked awkward.
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Billy's got that.
 
Despicable_Tel said:
Horrible allergy mate, it strikes at any time, usually in winter it's worse cos the heating is on inside places, completely uncontrollable on some days. Cost me £10k to put wood flooring through my house, carpets are a huge no-go!
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Boddington's makes me sneeze something mad!!!
 
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