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I can drink about half a litre of whiskey and be hammered but relatively sensible but give me upwards of ten pints and I'm throwing my clothes at strangers in the street and starting fights with lampposts.

Blunham loves his guiness. I dont mind a few. But no way could i drink 14/15 pints of it. Id be ill.
 
Blunham loves his guiness. I dont mind a few. But no way could i drink 14/15 pints of it. Id be ill.

Got here about half one yesterday, in the bar by 2.

Steady pace till about midnight.

That must be the most I've had without being on a stag. And she's talking to me so I can't have been that bad :emoticon-0136-giggl

Now it'll be prosecco all day at the races. :emoticon-0119-puke::emoticon-0119-puke: unless there's a beer tent.

Booking into the Priory on Monday for detox <laugh>
 
Death to traitors, freedom for Britian.


Thats what name the bloke who killed that MP gave.

Guess he's gonna go down the 'im insanse route.
 
Jewish synagogue this morning... What a ****ing load of ****. I'd rather be impaled on a 12 foot dragon cock of fire and aids than sit listening to that utter arse dribble for longer than 5 minutes. Walked straight out, waffling bollocks at each other like they have all the answers.
 
Jewish synagogue this morning... What a ****ing load of ****. I'd rather be impaled on a 12 foot dragon cock of fire and aids than sit listening to that utter arse dribble for longer than 5 minutes. Walked straight out, waffling bollocks at each other like they have all the answers.

Did you don a hat and beard?
 
SMART METERS

What's the crack with these? I've got my energy company telling me I need to have one fitted. I keep telling them I'm not interested.

Do I have to have one installed or can I refuse to have one?
 
SMART METERS

What's the crack with these? I've got my energy company telling me I need to have one fitted. I keep telling them I'm not interested.

Do I have to have one installed or can I refuse to have one?

I don't think you have to have them mate, but they're handy and free... But Roo from Oz thinks they give you cancer or something.