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Usually cocked and loaded.. bet to fire it into a blurt than a sock.

 

Im drunk now.

And happy with it

 

^^^^^^

Not that drunk. Spelling far to good.

 

As in far TOO good!

Yep bollox'sd

 

5/6 pints maybe.?

 

Yeh. Add on 8 or 9

 

Ha im guessing not.

 

You guessed wrongg

 

Ok. I believe you.

 

I can drink about half a litre of whiskey and be hammered but relatively sensible but give me upwards of ten pints and I'm throwing my clothes at strangers in the street and starting fights with lampposts.

 

Blunham loves his guiness. I dont mind a few. But no way could i drink 14/15 pints of it. Id be ill.

 

Got here about half one yesterday, in the bar by 2.

Steady pace till about midnight.

That must be the most I've had without being on a stag. And she's talking to me so I can't have been that bad

Now it'll be prosecco all day at the races. unless there's a beer tent.

Booking into the Priory on Monday for detox

 

Death to traitors, freedom for Britian.


Thats what name the bloke who killed that MP gave.

Guess he's gonna go down the 'im insanse route.

 

Jewish synagogue this morning... What a ****ing load of ****. I'd rather be impaled on a 12 foot dragon cock of fire and aids than sit listening to that utter arse dribble for longer than 5 minutes. Walked straight out, waffling bollocks at each other like they have all the answers.

 

Did you don a hat and beard?

 

I can't really grow a beard.

200 **** suits crammed into one room to flap utter bollocks, dandruff and piss stained crap shirts, everywhere.

Tramps

 

^^^^^^^^....sad twat. 40,000 posts.


Pathetic.

 

SMART METERS

What's the crack with these? I've got my energy company telling me I need to have one fitted. I keep telling them I'm not interested.

Do I have to have one installed or can I refuse to have one?

 

You what bruv?

 

I don't think you have to have them mate, but they're handy and free... But Roo from Oz thinks they give you cancer or something.