He's sneezing in the chilli sauce? I have an allergy to dust, I can whip out 30+ back to back on a dusty day no bother, you don't get an orgasm contrary to urban myth, but you do get headache and occasional sinusitis.
I feel sorry for those poor bastards who have been sneezing almost nonstop for years at a time, in some cases most of their life so far and for the rest of it too. It must be hell. There's something called persistent sexual arousal, I remember seeing a documentary on this woman who has it, she was basically constantly good to go and masturbating all day. It sounds hot if you haven't seen her. She lives with her adult son, it looked awkward.
Horrible allergy mate, it strikes at any time, usually in winter it's worse cos the heating is on inside places, completely uncontrollable on some days. Cost me £10k to put wood flooring through my house, carpets are a huge no-go!
Haven't we all, I tried to take the documentary seriously but I couldn't. Her sons face when she was talking about it in front of him was classic.
Whenever your old dear leaves the room you'd be thinking "She's off for a paddle in the pink canoe" Spew
Aye well that's exactly how it was with them. I'd wear a bell round my neck so she always knew when I was nearby.
