Gary Monk

Shoes - Did you know you can turn off signatures in your preferences?

 

Gives me an epileptic fit.

 

Thank **** for that - no more seizure's or spasms for some then...

 

Monk's issue was not wanting a Director of Football, and wanting control over signings, and wasn't able to bring in the strikers he wanted. He signed Ayew and Montero for them who have done pretty well.

 

thats the good thing about AA.
He leaves the manager to manage, without interfering
Im not surprised that he doesnt give SB control of the purse strings. SB is ****ing useless.

 

Shame we can't say the same for the running of the club

 

that is a different matter

 

Would avoid the KC at the moment then, the lightshow has probably already sent a few unsuspecting poor sods into fits

 

The world is saved

 

Yeah, you could do that.

Or kill yourself. Whichever you prefer.

 

Sad.

Still. When you grow up you'll understand.

 

I can't wait to grow up and become like the bitter old timers on this forum.

 

We pay your benefits.

 

Well, I am at uni so I guess you fund my student loans and grants for now so thank you very much. When I'm paying income tax my money will be paying for NHS nurses to wipe your arse as you'll be a raisin with legs and too old to do it yourself so it works both ways. In the meantime I'm grateful for you paying for my accommodation, food, cigarettes, drugs, booze etc.

 

Corrected for you.

 

Not really. My skin's flawless; not a blemish in sight. My accommodation is quite spacious really, I eat fairly healthily and I don't like Coldplay. Even if I did, YouTube and Spotify gives me free access to any music I want. I mean, my generation (millennials) aren't as entitled, privileged, spoilt and selfish as baby boomers were and are but we've got it pretty good.

 

I'd have Monk because it rhymes with spunk & I'm sure that could lead to a good chant.

 

That could explain why Stephen Hunt, Dexter Tucker and Isiah Rankin haven't made the move up yet.