My sharp repartee.
And a baseball bat.
Do we need to ask what you use the baseball bat for in the bedroom? You too loose to use a rabbit like us normal folk?
My sharp repartee.
And a baseball bat.
It's in case the wife gets any funny ideas.Do we need to ask what you use the baseball bat for in the bedroom? You too loose to use a rabbit like us normal folk?
Cos the mrs told me were aren't common and I can't just throw my clothes on the floor or over the back of a chair and to fight off Vikings obviously.
''Tis true. I'm a fop and a dandy.That's a very telling comment is that.
Subconsciously you took on the role of a poncey, frock wearing Frenchie as opposed to a bearded, burly berserker.
Very telling indeed.
''Tis true. I'm a fop and a dandy.
I'm off to pub. See u lates
I may as well tell this story here as you'll all probably here about it anyway the way the mrs is going round telling every ****er.
We've been watching Vikings for weeks now. Really enjoyable series. Up to season 4 now. Anyway we watched the siege of Paris last night.
2 in the morning and Im sleep walking, jumped out of bed shouting they're breaking in. I picked Up the metal coat stand in the corner and charged down the stairs fighting them off
She's telling everyone.
I remember that episode well Chazz, I'd have ****ing laughed if I'd seen you playing your part at two in the morning 
Do we need to ask what you use the baseball bat for in the bedroom? You too loose to use a rabbit like us normal folk?
To fight them off when they're breaking in, obis. What do you use?
****ing he'll that's a killer.Lego bricks and upturned plugs.
Are you Freddie Starr?I use a gerbil
I've read of all of them as well and they're quality. Love old Bernard Cornwells style of writing.
Not been paying attention to GM recently. Is it due any year soon?
It's like WoT all over. Bet he dies before its done, like Robert Jordan did.nothing definitive. it's 6 years since the last one. there are all sorts of rumours. one is that it will be announced at the GoT Series 7 premier. Another is that its still a work in progress, and Neil Gaiman has been recruited to help GRRM get it finished.
Anyone else stupidly staying up until 2am to watch it?
I don't know anyone would. Just record it and watch it at a normal time.
I have insomnia, 2am IS a normal time.
For me, anyways.

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No, so no spoilers Quillster.Anyone else stupidly staying up until 2am to watch it?