Lager
Noun: a kind of effervescent beer which is light in colour and body.
Etymology: mid 19th century, from German lagerbier meaning "beer brewed for keeping", eg bottled and kept in storehouses (Laagers).
I don’t know anyone in the real world who drinks real ale and isn’t a massive thundercunt.
Asking about hops(?) and **** whilst stroking there stupid goatees at the bar. Just **** off so i can get my pitcher of carling.
For people who can't handle Guinness.

They have wings and sit on clouds playing harps.Guinness is what the angels drink in heaven mate![]()
