Lager Noun: a kind of effervescent beer which is light in colour and body. Etymology: mid 19th century, from German lagerbier meaning "beer brewed for keeping", eg bottled and kept in storehouses (Laagers).
I don’t know anyone in the real world who drinks real ale and isn’t a massive thundercunt. Asking about hops(?) and **** whilst stroking there stupid goatees at the bar. Just **** off so i can get my pitcher of carling.