Formation Porn Thread

[Agent Bruce]

Yeah, plus a few Rugby League nutters to clear the way for Cabaye and Benni to dance their way to the oppo goal. Maybe some High Jumpers would be good in the air too.

Not really getting many high crosses for them to go for.

 

[Obi Wan]

Not really getting many high crosses for them to go for.

But if we put Willo on the wing...

 

[Obi Wan]

This formation would be very hard to beat



Left wing..................centre forward....................right wing
............attacking midfield........attacking midfield
Left midfield....centre midfield...centre midfield ......right midfield
..............defensive midfield...defensive midfield
............centre back..centre back..centre back
Left wing back..............................................right wing back
.................................sweeper
...............................goalkeeper

 

[Agent Bruce]

This formation would be very hard to beat



Left wing..................centre forward....................right wing
............attacking midfield........attacking midfield
Left midfield....centre midfield...centre midfield ......right midfield
..............defensive midfield...defensive midfield
............centre back..centre back..centre back
Left wing back..............................................right wing back
.................................sweeper
...............................goalkeeper

If the ref didn't count the players we might just get away with it.

 

[TheJudeanPeoplesFront]

This formation would be very hard to beat



Left wing..................centre forward....................right wing
............attacking midfield........attacking midfield
Left midfield....centre midfield...centre midfield ......right midfield
..............defensive midfield...defensive midfield
............centre back..centre back..centre back
Left wing back..............................................right wing back
.................................sweeper
...............................goalkeeper

Ahhhhhh, I see you know your footballing mythology. Born in the sacred fires of an English prep School, hot from same sex interludes and frivolous cartoons of Cicero and Marc Anthony, a band of teenagers created... "the spider"... Having won many football trophies and singing competitions with this fabled tactic, the unleashed evil that is... "the spider"... began hunting each team member down until just 11 were left... Hence we now play with 11 players, so coaches both singing and football wise may never be tempted to implement... "the spider"...


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[Agent Bruce]

Ahhhhhh, I see you know your footballing mythology. Born in the sacred fires of an English prep School, hot from same sex interludes and frivolous cartoons of Cicero and Marc Anthony, a band of teenagers created... "the spider"... Having won many football trophies and singing competitions with this fabled tactic, the unleashed evil that is... "the spider"... began hunting each team member down until just 11 were left... Hence we now play with 11 players, so coaches both singing and football wise may never be tempted to implement... "the spider"...


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Untill Jonas came along.

 

[gforgary]

Ahhhhhh, I see you know your footballing mythology. Born in the sacred fires of an English prep School, hot from same sex interludes and frivolous cartoons of Cicero and Marc Anthony, a band of teenagers created... "the spider"... Having won many football trophies and singing competitions with this fabled tactic, the unleashed evil that is... "the spider"... began hunting each team member down until just 11 were left... Hence we now play with 11 players, so coaches both singing and football wise may never be tempted to implement... "the spider"...

At least spiders move forward - it could have been called "The crab"............ but not safe to use when sex interludes involved.