Footballers with 'sleeve' tattoos....

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Ooooh ace pop culture Mike ! Your making me go all weak at the knees . Knob head ? That's not me ! Surely you don't mean me ? Mike ?
 
You're in the minority if you don't have tattoos scrawled randomly all over you these days.

Most of my friends are caked. That is their problem.

I think they are **** and overrated. Some of them have paid a fortune and been on year-long waiting lists to get in at certain studios.

The worst is when someone gets something that's "really meaningful to me, yeah?". Makes a small amount of vomit rise to my throat.

I guess it's an artform, but it's commonplace now, and it's the fact that people sporting tonnes of the buggers reckon to be somehow individual, that bugs me.

I disagree. It's mass conscription.

Unless of course you get a tattoo and readily admit, from the start, that you are a drone.

A lot of my mates get 'em 'cos people in bands they like have them. Fact. Nowt else, some noisy band. So they then can fit into the 'scene'. Snore.

I once got one of those ones on my arm that you press on with warm water. It came off within days. I was about 8.
 
I'm with you on that Party but I must admit that if I was considerably smaller I might consider it. (not a sleeve)
Tall, slim(ish) people look ridiculous with tattoos.
 
I got my first tattoo down Hessle Road in 1979 when I was 16, I had three more done freehand by a Hell's Angel in Anlaby(in his kitchen) when I was 17.

I knew they'd be popular one day, I've always been ahead of my time....
 
I once played against a bloke with the word '****' tattooed on his neck.

I stayed as far away as possible from him.

Not only very rude but mental.
 
There was a bloke in paper sometime last year who'd had a pair of glasses tattooed on his face.

Looked ****ing brilliant.

Might get it done myself.
I saw one they do where they tattoo a fake buzzcut on your head, don't know why the likes of Rooney don't go for that instead of arsehair implants