Impressive stretch marks,Mike !
Not me knobhead. I don't have any tattoos. The ace pop culture reference in this one is why I posted it (from a website0.
Impressive stretch marks,Mike !
You clearly didn't spot the babel fish then.Ooooh ace pop culture Mike ! Your making me go all weak at the knees . Knob head ? That's not me ! Surely you don't mean me ? Mike ?
When are you going back to Japan, Mike?![]()
Clearly not. The bloke who has them is one of the best tattoo artists in the world.
to her **** ??????A woman friend of mine has a snake tattoo, curls around her navel, down her stomach and disappears you-know-where.
I saw one they do where they tattoo a fake buzzcut on your head, don't know why the likes of Rooney don't go for that instead of arsehair implantsThere was a bloke in paper sometime last year who'd had a pair of glasses tattooed on his face.
Looked ****ing brilliant.
Might get it done myself.