Five Guys

5 guys is pish

bread meats bread is the daddy
I went there and it was greasy as ****!

You like that tho don't ye?
Bread Meats Bread isn't fast food per se, it's more gastropub burger bar, whereas 5 Guys is a fast food burger joint.

Any respectable burger fan knows this. Beginning to question who you really are.
and?

pisses all over it
LYT ARMY COUNCIL IN MELTDOWN OVER BURGERS <rofl><rofl><rofl>

POOVES - Assembly at Waterloo @4pm for afternoon mincing session and possible Lebowski raid.
 
I quite like a Wimpy burger with a bender on the side.

Obviously I use a knife and fork to eat the burger. I'm not a scumbag.
Oh the good old days when you got your burger in a toasted bun, served on a plate with tea in a sturdy cup and saucer.

If I was a good boy I'd finish it off with a Brown Derby. Kids today, don't know they're born.
 
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Burger and chips followed by a Knickerbocker Glory from Rocco Forte's "restaurant" in Bournemouth by the Winter Gardens. With a real strawberry nestling at the bottom, which we would usually try to flick across the room at a pre-selected target using the foot long spoon as a catapult. A clip round the earhole and a hasty retreat from the premises would follow. Bundled into the back of the old man's Hillman Super Minx in disgrace. Happy days.
 
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