Five Guys

LYT ARMY COUNCIL IN MELTDOWN OVER BURGERS

POOVES - Assembly at Waterloo @4pm for afternoon mincing session and possible Lebowski raid.

 

Me and my bird regularly take on 5 Guys together.

 

Glad you cleared that up for us.

Prefer KFC fam.

 

I hope you're kidding, ****o?

 

Nah, blud. Finger lickin wid da bredren innit. Braap. Buurp. Faart.

 

Five guys chilli fries arent too shabby

 

Not bad but Nandos piri chips literally projectile diarrhoea all over them.

 

All nandos customers should be sterilised. Do the world a favour.

 

We have a Frangos where I live, not a Nandos

 

^^^ jewish **** who can't handle spicy food, needs to drink milk with korma ^^^

 

thinks nandos is spicy

 

I like Wimpy

 

I quite like a Wimpy burger with a bender on the side.

Obviously I use a knife and fork to eat the burger. I'm not a scumbag.

 

Oh the good old days when you got your burger in a toasted bun, served on a plate with tea in a sturdy cup and saucer.

If I was a good boy I'd finish it off with a Brown Derby. Kids today, don't know they're born.

 

so what do you all get when you go to five guys?

 

The Mark Whalburger

 

Burger and chips followed by a Knickerbocker Glory from Rocco Forte's "restaurant" in Bournemouth by the Winter Gardens. With a real strawberry nestling at the bottom, which we would usually try to flick across the room at a pre-selected target using the foot long spoon as a catapult. A clip round the earhole and a hasty retreat from the premises would follow. Bundled into the back of the old man's Hillman Super Minx in disgrace. Happy days.

 

Never heard of it but I believe one is opening in Belfast.Is Little Chef still on the go?

 

one cock in each hand, one in the mouth, two in the arse

 

no real quality relies here guise. guess i'll just have to order burger n chips like a fanny