Fernando Torres

Surely nobody actually thought you could swallow your tongue all the way into your stomach? Like a massive wine gum ,

 

yes, were you on toilet duty again?
no wonder I didnt see you.

 

Dwarves can't take throw-ins but midgets can.

A midget is in proportion so can take a football style throw-in, a dwarf would only succeed in using his/her under-sized arms to slam the ball into the back of his/her normal-sized head. FACT.

 

That's a gem of a question! One of my fave sweets, midget gems, not dwarves. Although not good on the teeth!

 

dwarves work in mines whereas midgets work in the circus.
FACT.

 

Heightist.

 

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so what's an elf?

 

David's little impression when he explains a dwarf , cracks me up every time

 

One is a vertically challenged person, the other is a car.

 

There's two Patty. The trachea is the wind pipe for breathing. The esophagus is the food pipe which is the start of the alimentary canal which leads to your stomach through your pyloric sphincter. The epiglottis is the flap which prevents food going "the wrongway" down your windpipe. Peristalsis is the rhythmic constriction of the esophagus muscles forcing food down to you stomach. Just saying like.

 

Dwarves and midgets are just normal sized people a long way away.

 

An equity card.

 

ah you mean the branch off onto the lungs............... I was thinking you meant the throat contains 2 tubes.