Anybody see his injury just now? In slow motion the way he landed on his face was hard to watch - team mates were in tears , looks pretty bad - it seems to be a season for bad head injuries
Fernando Torres
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****ing hell this has been like Carmine v Doveston. Massive build up and a big let down.
My mate crammed his transit van with building stuff. Next day he opened the door and a piece of two be four shot out and hit him square on the nose and laid him out. Comedy gold.
I had atletico Madrid on my coupon , and the 7 minutes injury time the commentator kept saying , these players don't want to keep playing , they just want it over etc , the game comes second place to there colleague .. And I was shouting at the tele , get it forward 
... To be fair i thought it looked a lot worse on tele then masons did , so thought it might end up more serious ... Glad to hear it hasn't
... To be fair i thought it looked a lot worse on tele then masons did , so thought it might end up more serious ... Glad to hear it hasn't
I just sat at my desk and tried
huh?
you on the wind up?
course you can...
did you know that during the vietnam war, the american medics used to safety pin the injured soldiers tongue to their cheek to stop them from swallowing it whilst on the battle field?
You can't. That's a fact.
The American Medics were also wrong. Physically impossible.
the only way to help them after someone has swallowed their tongue is to pry their mouth open by standing on their jaw.
them players trying to use their hands, wouldnt wotk
them players trying to use their hands, wouldnt wotk
No, that came from two qualified first aid courses I have been on recently. One was for the FA. It's impossible, you can always go and find me an example of someone who has actually successfully swallowed their tongue. I'm waiting, but I think I'll have rather a long wait.
Except for the fact you cannot swallow your tongue. What the **** they were actually trying to achieve is anyone's guess.
hmm after a quick search on internet, you spawned that, you are right, hmm it appears that my biology teacher was wrong.