Off Topic Feeling Left Behind?

[originallambrettaman]

Oi, behave yesen and phone ya Mam.

Bloody kids...

She came round last Sunday and we FaceTime'd on Friday, so I'm in good books this week.

 

[dennisboothstash]

She came round last Sunday and we FaceTime'd on Friday, so I'm in good books this week.

I rang mine earlier on

Typically she wasn't in!

 

[Chazz Rheinhold]

Mine's always telling me off for not keeping in touch enough, she sarcastically texts me her phone number from time to time.

I wouldn't mind, but she spent the first three months of this year in Tenerife and she's going back on Thursday, she's barely ever bloody here.

She got a place out there? Where she stay.
Bloke I used to work with goes 27 December till end of April every year. I'm pleased for him cos it's all he used to talk about thirty years ago, when I retire Chazz...

 

[originallambrettaman]

She got a place out there? Where she stay.
Bloke I used to work with goes 27 December till end of April every year. I'm pleased for him cos it's all he used to talk about thirty years ago, when I retire Chazz...

Not hers, but the place she goes to at the start of the year belongs to a mate of her fellas and they've been going for years (I've never actually asked where it is).

Next week she's going to my uncle's place, she goes every year as his treat (Christmas present).

 

[Chazz Rheinhold]

Not hers, but the place she goes to at the start of the year belongs to a mate of her fellas and they've been going for years (I've never actually asked where it is).

Next week she's going to my uncle's place, she goes every year as his treat (Christmas present).

You never asked!!!! I hope she reads this forum. You'll be getting your ears boxed and straight to bed no supper.

 

[originallambrettaman]

You never asked!!!! I hope she reads this forum. You'll be getting your ears boxed and straight to bed no supper.

Probably.

She gets annoyed when I wind her up about her holiday snaps as well. One year, she went on safari and all her photos were just of long grass. She went through up them one by one, going 'there was a lion here', 'there was a giraffe here', but none were actually in the photos.

How do you miss a ****ing giraffe?

 

[Chazz Rheinhold]

Probably.

She gets annoyed when I wind her up about her holiday snaps as well. One year, she went on safari and all her photos were just of long grass. She went through up them one by one, going 'there was a lion here', 'there was a giraffe here', but none were actually in the photos.

How do you miss a ****ing giraffe?

 

[Plum]

Probably.

She gets annoyed when I wind her up about her holiday snaps as well. One year, she went on safari and all her photos were just of long grass. She went through up them one by one, going 'there was a lion here', 'there was a giraffe here', but none were actually in the photos.

How do you miss a ****ing giraffe?

When you've got your eyes closed 'cos you think it's the lion.