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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by gotcoffee, Jul 1, 2011.

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  1. overseasTOON

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    Just heard from a mate who works in Spain that he bumped into Marcelino who said he wants to come out of retirement and sign for Newcastle so he can re-build his tarnished reputation after his last stint. "I want to be a legend for the right reasons" he declared.
     
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  2. Agent Bruce

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    His last stint or his last splint?
     
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  3. overseasTOON

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    :emoticon-0100-smile

    I can't be sure
     
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  4. TheLittleGeordie

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    Newcastle scouts in Europe are hoping to get 4 new signings in the next month. Confirmed interest in Kolbeinn Sigthorsson, Ronald Vargas, Jelle Vossen and Fode Mansour. Heard from a group of Very reliable mates

    <laugh>
     
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    My brother works for NASA at Cape Canaveral and he's just emailed me to say that John Carew's penalty will be entering the Earth's atmosphere at 3.37pm this afternoon.

    Subject to the panels on either side of the boot mark made by Carew not being severely damaged and the ball not burning up on re-entry, scientists are confident that the small stone particles picked up by the ball when it collided with Mars will confirm that Carew should never take a penalty again.
     
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  6. Agent Bruce

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    You do mean Fodé Mansaré don't you. The other guy ( Fode Mansour, is on trial at the moment ). Fode Mansour, Moroccan born Muslim in Denmark on trial for incitement to terrorism - used publishing company to distribute Jihad books and videos
     
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  7. Agent Bruce

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    Except when he plays against us I hope.
     
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  8. overseasTOON

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    Does Tash know him?
     
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  9. TheLittleGeordie

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    Nope......:bandit:

    But yeh I did mean the footballer with the similar name, can't remember who keeps mentioning him but I guess it's a good job I didn't actually post that one on SSN
     
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  10. Agent Bruce

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    Tash probably know's both of them personally.
     
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    Sorry my mistake, turned out to be Steffi Graf <doh>
     
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  12. Agent Bruce

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    Whatever happened to Steffi? Did her and Boris not get together to start a super race of tennis players?
     
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  13. Alfie

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    No she married some wig wearing meth head, think his name was Andrea, and started a super race of tennis players.

    Got to pity Steffi Graf & Andre Agassi's kids, absolutely no pressure to be good at tennis.
     
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    <doh> Should have remembered Andre.
     
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  15. gotcoffee

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    I do hope that all of the above, validated and 100% true updates are making their way to SSN, Twitter, football rumours and The Chronicle .. has to be some kind of prize available for a not606 member who can show a rumour trail that starts here and makes it to officialdom in the papers .. thoughts?
     
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  16. Alfie

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    http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/story?id=101751&page=1

    I WIN!!!
     
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  17. gotcoffee

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    <laugh> .. just auditing your claim and that article is date stamped Oct 23'rd .. but no year .. hhmm, unless they print way in advance we have to assume that this is some kind of ruse on your part and this was in fact printed first and you stole the rumour and passed it off as your own .. shame on you ..

    Claim denied :police:
     
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  18. Alfie

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    <doh> <laugh>
     
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  19. gotcoffee

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    GRB .. is this you .. just turned up at the top of page 1 on the SSN rumours ..

    Steven Stobart (Newcastle United) says...
    Just seen Ameobi get on a flight to Heathrow, West Ham maybe
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  20. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    **** me hallucinagenic drugs must be cheap nationwide nowadays....
     
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