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Just heard from a mate who works in Spain that he bumped into Marcelino who said he wants to come out of retirement and sign for Newcastle so he can re-build his tarnished reputation after his last stint. "I want to be a legend for the right reasons" he declared.
 
overseasTOON said:
Just heard from a mate who works in Spain that he bumped into Marcelino who said he wants to come out of retirement and sign for Newcastle so he can re-build his tarnished reputation after his last stint. "I want to be a legend for the right reasons" he declared.
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His last stint or his last splint?
 
Newcastle scouts in Europe are hoping to get 4 new signings in the next month. Confirmed interest in Kolbeinn Sigthorsson, Ronald Vargas, Jelle Vossen and Fode Mansour. Heard from a group of Very reliable mates

<laugh>
 
My brother works for NASA at Cape Canaveral and he's just emailed me to say that John Carew's penalty will be entering the Earth's atmosphere at 3.37pm this afternoon.

Subject to the panels on either side of the boot mark made by Carew not being severely damaged and the ball not burning up on re-entry, scientists are confident that the small stone particles picked up by the ball when it collided with Mars will confirm that Carew should never take a penalty again.
 
You do mean Fodé Mansaré don't you. The other guy ( Fode Mansour, is on trial at the moment ). Fode Mansour, Moroccan born Muslim in Denmark on trial for incitement to terrorism - used publishing company to distribute Jihad books and videos
 
jimileysbaldhead said:
My brother works for NASA at Cape Canaveral and he's just emailed me to say that John Carew's penalty will be entering the Earth's atmosphere at 3.37pm this afternoon.

Subject to the panels on either side of the boot mark made by Carew not being severely damaged and the ball not burning up on re-entry, scientists are confident that the small stone particles picked up by the ball when it collided with Mars will confirm that Carew should never take a penalty again.
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Except when he plays against us I hope.
 
Agent Bruce said:
You do mean Fodé Mansaré don't you. The other guy ( Fode Mansour, is on trial at the moment ). Fode Mansour, Moroccan born Muslim in Denmark on trial for incitement to terrorism - used publishing company to distribute Jihad books and videos
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Nope......:bandit:

But yeh I did mean the footballer with the similar name, can't remember who keeps mentioning him but I guess it's a good job I didn't actually post that one on SSN
 
Agent Bruce said:
Whatever happened to Steffi? Did her and Boris not get together to start a super race of tennis players?
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No she married some wig wearing meth head, think his name was Andrea, and started a super race of tennis players.

Got to pity Steffi Graf & Andre Agassi's kids, absolutely no pressure to be good at tennis.
 
I do hope that all of the above, validated and 100% true updates are making their way to SSN, Twitter, football rumours and The Chronicle .. has to be some kind of prize available for a not606 member who can show a rumour trail that starts here and makes it to officialdom in the papers .. thoughts?
 
gotcoffee said:
<laugh> .. just auditing your claim and that article is date stamped Oct 23'rd .. but no year .. hhmm, unless they print way in advance we have to assume that this is some kind of ruse on your part and this was in fact printed first and you stole the rumour and passed it off as your own .. shame on you ..

Claim denied :police:
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<doh> <laugh>
 
gotcoffee said:
For spurious random, and mostly comical, transfer rumours is the SSN 'your rumours' thread page .. here's a couple of my favourites ..

Andy Smith (Liverpool) says...
No lie have heard from a reliable source that Rob Green will be a Newcastle player before the start of next season! Get a few quid on it!

Alan Gregory (Aston Villa) says...
just heard given is on his way to villa for 4mil n'zogbia talking personal terms and villa enquiring about milner on a season loan deal!! things are looking up for villa if they are true.

Anthony Gray (Newcastle United) says...
nzogbia will turn down villa to go back to tyne-side , FACT

Danny May (Liverpool) says...
A reliable source has told me that liverpool are to complete the signing of Titus Bramble within the next 24 hours. hope this is true. <laugh>

John Smit (Newcastle United) says...
i was in newcastle airport waiting for my plane to tenerife and no word of a lie spotted mario gomez in the airport... also ive heard that yury zhirkov is going to be given to us aswell as 12 million for jose enrique!!

Tommy Dean (Chelsea) says...
My next door neighbour sells the best burgers in Oxfordshire outside the Kassam Stadium and he has seen Bruce Buck pulling up in his Punto reportedly thrashing out terms for Michael 'The Dubes' Duberry. Rumours are he is on for a 4 year deal with a reported £85,000 a week. The fee reported is somewhere in the region of £10-20.

Mark Gallagher (Stoke City) says...
Joey Barton set for £3m move to stoke, Scott Dann deal also pretty much a cert, newcastle look to Rangers' Steve Davis as £5m replacement, Drogba set for Turkey with Galatasaray and Fenerbache having had £7m bids accepted, Forest set to improve squad with confirmed interset in Yakubu, Alan Smith and Sol Campbell

Conor Foley (Woking) says...
berbatov just walked into my bookshop and bought a french phrase book .. his move to psg is looking more and more likely

Patrick Campbell (Newcastle United) says...
the same source who told me nolan was going to west ham says that barton has agreed terms with tottenham and also berbatov is on his way to newcastle for 7.5 million

All bona fide I'm sure <ok>
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**** me hallucinagenic drugs must be cheap nationwide nowadays....
 
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