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Off Topic Extinction Rebellion

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Oct 8, 2019.

  1. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Fixed
     
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  2. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    What about all his cars? Has he retired from motor racing and condemned it? No course he hasn't.
     
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  3. cronemeister

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    Beating them up is going a bit too far I do agree, as for forceably removing them....fair play to them. If someone was sat on the pavement in front of my driveway stopping me from getting my big 2.2ltr diesel 4x4 off my drive I'd probably be forced to jump out and drag the ****er out of the way.

    The funny thing is, my only other two options demonstrate how ****ing nuts this country is :-

    1. Phone the police and say someone is sitting on the pavement on my driveway and stopping me getting out, to then be told that either there is nothing they can do or they'll send plod round when they can.....which would be never!

    2. Run the ****er over, which ironically would get the previously unavailable plod from #1 to the scene in record ****ing time.

    Why can't they just go about their business and try and raise peoples awareness in an organised fasion without it causing mass disruption and pissing people off? Better still, why don't they all get together and go and have a word with all of the cows to try and get them to stop farting.....that's the biggest issue here!
     
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  4. Judge Death

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    People on zero value contracts...…..

    protest by all means, and yeah, giving them a kicking wrong, I'd agree - but don't mess around with ordinary people during rush hour.

    If you've never experienced it regularly you have no idea
     
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  5. LiamO

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    Talking utter ****e as usual I see. Off you pop then. Join the wastrels. See you in the gutter.<cracker><cracker>
     
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  6. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I think his cars don't actually see much use. I agree though its a bit rich from all these celebs. I want to go vegan but everytime I remember steak is absolutely essential and beef burritos can't be given up.
     
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  7. Dr Van Helsing

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    ostrich
     
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  8. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Its quite tasty.
     
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    Then please eat the ****... make sure he is alive at the time of the cooking
     
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    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    What's the ostrichs name? I don't eat them if they are called Nigel.
     
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  11. Dr Van Helsing

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    liam
     
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  12. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Whats the marbling like on Liam?
     
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  13. Dr Van Helsing

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    as you like it
     
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  14. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Go on then.

    Liam - can you please lather yourself in olive oil (good quality), turn the pan up 6, hop in, drop in a knob of butter, cook yourself for 1min, then turn it down to 5 and cook for a further 3mins. Turnover and repeat the process. IMPORTANT NOTE: Only season yourself once the meat (you) is sealed. Allow yourself to rest for exactly half the overall cooking time.
     
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  15. Dr Van Helsing

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    can you roast him in the brazen bull ? i want to hear him scream
     
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  16. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    <laugh>
     
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  17. Albert's Chip Shop

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    great to see. The public are pig sick of these tree hugging ****s.
     
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  18. Albert's Chip Shop

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    ehen they are tree hugging disrupting ****s.
     
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    id have slapped the vegetarian **** with a few steaks round his face too.
     
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  20. Albert's Chip Shop

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    mid someone was blocking my drive I’d warn him what would happen. Warn him again. Then drag him by his matted trampled dreadlocks down the street and throw him in the river for a free bath. Unwashed bastard.
     
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