Experiment

[Benvenuto Cellini]

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[SaintsForTheWin]

I have a theory, but before I unleash it I have a few questions to ask everyone, well not everyone, just straight men.

1:Are you particulary hairy, not necesarilly a Chimp, but a bit like Andre Agassi or Pete Sampras?
2: Do you have a fairly hairy chest? Not a few stray ones, a full fine healthy/manly chestful of hair?

This is not a trick so I can make jokes about hairy men or Yetis, seeing as how I am one.
Yay or nay.

1. Quite hairy. Apart from my back sack and crack. So I will say Sampras like.

2. I have a full mat of hair on my chest.

 

[monacoger]

I won 12.59 euros on euro millions last night for having 3 numbers and 1 bonus ball. I shall be dining out tonight.

 

[Mick O'Toon]

I only shave once every three weeks.

Cause I'm a lazy bastard.

Plus my boyfriend likes me chaffing his inner thighs before I accept him in my mouth[/QU

I won 12.59 euros on euro millions last night for having 3 numbers and 1 bonus ball. I shall be dining out tonight.

Close but no cigar

 

[monacoger]

Close but no cigar

That is where you are wrong my friend, with my winnings I bought a cigar to smoke post dining this evening.

 

[EDGE.]

That is where you are wrong my friend, with my winnings I bought a cigar to smoke post dining this evening.

the only cigars you smoke my bead-rattling *****phile mhutant colleague are that of the children you invite into your home to see your pokemon collection then drug them with a chloroform soaked cum sock before playing with their undeveloped winkles.

Now do us all a favour and **** off, Son.

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

Oft!!! Ffs guise. Remember we're meeting up on the 28th

 

[monacoger]

the only cigars you smoke my bead-rattling *****phile mhutant colleague are that of the children you invite into your home to see your pokemon collection then drug them with a chloroform soaked cum sock before playing with their undeveloped winkles.

Now do us all a favour and **** off, Son.

I'm not the one that married a pape. You're getting yer **** kicked in on the 28th

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

yaaaaassss!!!!!!

 

[monacoger]

yaaaaassss!!!!!!

Sorry pal, ah know it's yer gaff annat, but he's been grinding ma gears fir a while noo, no?

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

last time a hud the lads roon the polis were at the door

 

[monacoger]

last time a hud the lads roon the polis were at the door

Ye might need the ambulance this time mucker. Wan body bag fir Barrie and another wan fir his moustache efter ah rip his jaw aff im, no?

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

Yous can fight in the park.

 

[stopmeandslapme]

I have a fairly hairy chest and tummy but am light-mousey haired so it looks ok and I'm sure is what every bird desires in a man.

 

[Jip Jaap Stam]

I have a fairly hairy chest and tummy but am light-mousey haired so it looks ok and I'm sure is what every bird desires in a man.

Defo m8

 

[monacoger]

Yous can fight in the park.

Sounds like an ambush

 

[monacoger]

Just don't bring @Smug in Boots

 

[stopmeandslapme]

Defo m8

Thought so, I can't understand why I'm not fighting them off with a ****ty stick.

 

[Jip Jaap Stam]

Thought so, I can't understand why I'm not fighting them off with a ****ty stick.

Get the ****ty stick and they will come.

 

[EDGE.]

Did we ever find out what the purpose of the experiment is?