Experiment

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1. Quite hairy. Apart from my back sack and crack. So I will say Sampras like.

2. I have a full mat of hair on my chest.

 

I won 12.59 euros on euro millions last night for having 3 numbers and 1 bonus ball. I shall be dining out tonight.

 

Close but no cigar

 

That is where you are wrong my friend, with my winnings I bought a cigar to smoke post dining this evening.

 

the only cigars you smoke my bead-rattling *****phile mhutant colleague are that of the children you invite into your home to see your pokemon collection then drug them with a chloroform soaked cum sock before playing with their undeveloped winkles.

Now do us all a favour and **** off, Son.

 

Oft!!! Ffs guise. Remember we're meeting up on the 28th

 

I'm not the one that married a pape. You're getting yer **** kicked in on the 28th

 

yaaaaassss!!!!!!

 

Sorry pal, ah know it's yer gaff annat, but he's been grinding ma gears fir a while noo, no?

 

last time a hud the lads roon the polis were at the door

 

Ye might need the ambulance this time mucker. Wan body bag fir Barrie and another wan fir his moustache efter ah rip his jaw aff im, no?

 

Yous can fight in the park.

 

I have a fairly hairy chest and tummy but am light-mousey haired so it looks ok and I'm sure is what every bird desires in a man.

 

Sounds like an ambush

 

Just don't bring @Smug in Boots

 

Thought so, I can't understand why I'm not fighting them off with a ****ty stick.

 

Did we ever find out what the purpose of the experiment is?