So, here goes...
Belgium to beat Portugal, goals from both sides but Lukaku outshining Rocky Ronaldo...
Italy to beat Austria, simple game plan, go 2-0 up, site back soak what little pressure the Yodellers can muster...
France to beat Switzerland, the Cheese makers of France (who do the better cheese...) to put holes in to the Swiss, simple 3-0 win...
Croatia to beat Spain, Modric to seek revenge on the Spanish for not picking any Madrid players in their squad...
Sweden to beat Ukraine, battle to see who scores first. Sweden to take it 1-0...
England to beat Germany, after watching last nights performance ze Germans will struggle to score past us, 1-0 to the Eng-er-lund…!!
Netherlands to beat the Czechs, the Dutch to paint the town orange and defat the Czechs 3-1...
Denmark to beat the Welsh, the Carlsberg swilling happy Danes will be keeping the Erikson momentum going on, 2-0 winners...
Italy to beat Portugal, could be anything but just feel that the legs of the Portuguese will crumble under the running pressure of the Azurri...
France to beat Croatia, Benzema and co to be too much for the Croats up front, solid 3-1 win...
Sweden to beat England on pens, will be a battle of which defense cracks first. They don't, 0-0 after 120mins, penalty nightmare for Southgate again...!!
Netherlands to beat Denmark, another match where the Dutch manage to get the better of their opponents despite looking weak at the back...
Semi final 1 - Italy v France - Open game, loads of goals, the Italians to nick it 3-2...
Semi final 2 - Sweden v Netherlands - Holland move past the Swedish challenge despite their Yellow Brick Walled defense, 2-0...
Final - Italy v The Netherlands... This has 2-2 extra time written all over it with the Italians managing to take it 3-2 just before sending the match in to the dreaded penalty shoot out in the final game...!!
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