I would genuinely rather have a go with Rachel Reeves.
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I would genuinely rather have a go with Rachel Reeves.
Defo a wrong un mate.
Bridget Phillipson ?
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Too ****ING close to the truth to be funnyYou must log in or register to see images
Could be a much worse sandwichYou're the filling in a Tommeh and Farage Sandwich bro![]()
Should have stood for Labour in hind siteI know a few of them have either been booted out for being racist homophobes, some have quit when they’ve found out that the job involves work that they have no idea how to go about doing, but this a new one
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They are all at it and that's the problem with British politics, they don't care about the people, they only care about themselves.Political donations are getting out of hand, I think since becoming Reform leader Farage has received several millions, at a minimum it appears to be around £7.5m.
How many Labour MPs?
Do we even need to mention the Tory party?
The easiest way of keeping tabs on cash gifts from overseas is to make them taxable, that way you have to declare them. If a Billionaire can afford to give away £5B he can afford to pay the tax on it on behalf of the receiver. Ie additional sum on top.
People are just taking the piss out of us and needs to stop.Like it ...
Burnham will piss the by-election. If the country have a chance of putting somebody up to put Starmer out, they’ll take it. There’s never been a PM who is disliked by the whole of the UK as much as this little weasel.
I think he’ll be a terrible PM. He has never held a job outside of politics, he has no business acumen. We seen during Covid when he thought he could reject the government offer and hold out for more money, eventually he walked away with less than what he had been previously offered. He’s as weak as piss and people will trample all over him.GB News and Sky are rallying the troops to try and ruin his chances but I don't think it'll work.
He'll be a good PM tbh.
For Sucky…
Right Wing Man’s going to London today.
Big march.
Big day.
Big patriotic link-up.
He’s been posting about it all week like he’s preparing for the liberation of Europe.
“Take our country back.”
“Defend British culture.”
“Save our streets.”
All from a bloke who got nervous ordering a coffee in Brixton last summer.
But today’s different.
Today he’s joining the resistance.
Got his St George’s flag folded up carefully.
Phone fully charged.
Already rehearsed the Facebook status for the train home.
“London has fallen.”
Apparently Tommy’s gonna be there.
Or Stephen.
Or whatever name he’s using this season.
Doesn’t matter.
Right Wing Man talks about him like he’s Churchill mixed with Batman.
Protector of the realm.
Defender of Greggs.
The thing is, London already is British culture.
That’s the bit he can't process.
London IS modern Britain.
Messy.
Loud.
Mixed.
Complicated.
But Right Wing Man wanted Britain frozen somewhere around 1987.
When pubs smelt of cigarettes,
everyone watched the same TV channels,
and nobody under 40 had heard the word “podcast.”
So today he heads into one of the most diverse cities on earth to protest diversity.
Which is a bit like flying to Benidorm to complain about foreigners.
He says he’s defending the country.
But half the time he just means:
“I don’t recognise things anymore.”
And to be fair —
the world HAS changed.
Wages collapsed.
Communities disappeared.
Housing became impossible.
Everyone got lonelier.
Everything got more expensive.
But somewhere along the line all that anger got redirected.
Away from landlords.
Away from corporations.
Away from politicians and billionaires.
And pointed instead at Deliveroo drivers and women wearing hijabs.
That’s the trick.
Turn decline into invasion.
Turn confusion into identity.
Turn “nothing works anymore” into “they’re taking over.”
By this afternoon he’ll be stood in London shouting about freedom while police helicopters circle overhead and someone nearby livestreams the whole thing for TikTok.
Revolution.
2026 edition.
And when it’s all said and done, he’ll get the train home exhausted, skint, sunburnt, and absolutely convinced he saved Britain.
Without fixing a single thing.

For Sucky…
Right Wing Man’s going to London today.
Big march.
Big day.
Big patriotic link-up.
He’s been posting about it all week like he’s preparing for the liberation of Europe.
“Take our country back.”
“Defend British culture.”
“Save our streets.”
All from a bloke who got nervous ordering a coffee in Brixton last summer.
But today’s different.
Today he’s joining the resistance.
Got his St George’s flag folded up carefully.
Phone fully charged.
Already rehearsed the Facebook status for the train home.
“London has fallen.”
Apparently Tommy’s gonna be there.
Or Stephen.
Or whatever name he’s using this season.
Doesn’t matter.
Right Wing Man talks about him like he’s Churchill mixed with Batman.
Protector of the realm.
Defender of Greggs.
The thing is, London already is British culture.
That’s the bit he can't process.
London IS modern Britain.
Messy.
Loud.
Mixed.
Complicated.
But Right Wing Man wanted Britain frozen somewhere around 1987.
When pubs smelt of cigarettes,
everyone watched the same TV channels,
and nobody under 40 had heard the word “podcast.”
So today he heads into one of the most diverse cities on earth to protest diversity.
Which is a bit like flying to Benidorm to complain about foreigners.
He says he’s defending the country.
But half the time he just means:
“I don’t recognise things anymore.”
And to be fair —
the world HAS changed.
Wages collapsed.
Communities disappeared.
Housing became impossible.
Everyone got lonelier.
Everything got more expensive.
But somewhere along the line all that anger got redirected.
Away from landlords.
Away from corporations.
Away from politicians and billionaires.
And pointed instead at Deliveroo drivers and women wearing hijabs.
That’s the trick.
Turn decline into invasion.
Turn confusion into identity.
Turn “nothing works anymore” into “they’re taking over.”
By this afternoon he’ll be stood in London shouting about freedom while police helicopters circle overhead and someone nearby livestreams the whole thing for TikTok.
Revolution.
2026 edition.
And when it’s all said and done, he’ll get the train home exhausted, skint, sunburnt, and absolutely convinced he saved Britain.
Without fixing a single thing.
He's also a remainer, so **** him.I think he’ll be a terrible PM. He has never held a job outside of politics, he has no business acumen. We seen during Covid when he thought he could reject the government offer and hold out for more money, eventually he walked away with less than what he had been previously offered. He’s as weak as piss and people will trample all over him.
