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Election 2024

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by brb, Jan 18, 2024.

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How are Labour doing after their first 12 months

  1. Give Keir a dinghy

    35.0%
  2. The Afghans are coming

    20.0%
  3. Duggie wants his winter fuel payment back

    25.0%
  4. BobbyD to take over

    40.0%
  5. Tax, tax, tax and more ****ing tax coming

    15.0%
  6. We want Farage...

    10.0%
  7. Stop the triple lock

    25.0%
  8. Leave my pension alone

    25.0%
  9. brb is **** at polls

    40.0%
  10. Sucky is an Afghan

    60.0%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    wid.
     
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  2. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Why not, she's ****ing us
     
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  3. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    I’d pump that all day long.
     
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  4. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    You two desperately need a **** or something

    you could pull better than that at any bar in the UK right this second.
     
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  5. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    Not ones worth half a billion, with a further 4 when her dad pops his clogs.
     
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  6. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Didn’t say I wanted to ****ing marry her. I’d definitely have a go on her, though, Walshy.
     
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  7. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    You don't appear on the will cos you shagged her Ern
     
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  8. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Marrying her would make more sense than just a quick shag you hound

    least then you get some of her cash

    even though apparently Ern believes shagging someone means you get a claim on their wealth
     
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  9. Sucky

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    <laugh>
     
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  10. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    maybe I'm just that good...
     
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  11. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Oh right

    Ern reckons he can earn a quick tenner shagging Sunaks wife in a Premier Inn
     
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  12. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    She looks like ET <laugh>

    please log in to view this image
     
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  13. Saf

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    Maybe he was going to charge her. Idk.

    Not arsed about the cash. She’s Asian, I like Asian birds, so…
     
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  14. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Yeah, lots of them are fit.

    I dated one once but she gained weight fast
     
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  15. Saf

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    I’ve only ever loved two birds and my first love was an Indian bird. A nurse. Done that house caring/sitting thing when she started out. We were really young and I’d pop round to one of her clients houses on a Sat night with my bag of cans. Once we were ****ing in the living room and the old woman she was caring for came shuffling through on the floor in her nappy. She had nothing going on up top like.

    Mad times.
     
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  16. Sucky

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    Disposable vapes to be banned by rishi

    Westy not happy
     
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  17. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Reported to panorama
     
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  18. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh>

    What the actual **** did I just read
     
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  19. FosseFilberto

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    You've obviously never been to Coventry...
     
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  20. Saf

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    Should have been tbf.

    Wasn’t right but we were only teenagers. That’s what kids do, right.
     
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