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How are Labour doing after their first 12 months

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Welshie said:
You two desperately need a **** or something

you could pull better than that at any bar in the UK right this second.
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Didn’t say I wanted to ****ing marry her. I’d definitely have a go on her, though, Walshy.
 
Saf said:
Didn’t say I wanted to ****ing marry her. I’d definitely have a go on her, though, Walshy.
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Marrying her would make more sense than just a quick shag you hound

least then you get some of her cash

even though apparently Ern believes shagging someone means you get a claim on their wealth
 
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She looks like ET <laugh>

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Welshie said:
Marrying her would make more sense than just a quick shag you hound

least then you get some of her cash

even though apparently Ern believes shagging someone means you get a claim on their wealth
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Maybe he was going to charge her. Idk.

Not arsed about the cash. She’s Asian, I like Asian birds, so…
 
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Saf said:
Maybe he was going to charge her. Idk.

Not arsed about the cash. She’s Asian, I like Asian birds, so…
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Yeah, lots of them are fit.

I dated one once but she gained weight fast
 
Welshie said:
Yeah, lots of them are fit.

I dated one once but she gained weight fast
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I’ve only ever loved two birds and my first love was an Indian bird. A nurse. Done that house caring/sitting thing when she started out. We were really young and I’d pop round to one of her clients houses on a Sat night with my bag of cans. Once we were ****ing in the living room and the old woman she was caring for came shuffling through on the floor in her nappy. She had nothing going on up top like.

Mad times.
 
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Disposable vapes to be banned by rishi

Westy not happy
 
Saf said:
I’ve only ever loved two birds and my first love was an Indian bird. A nurse. Done that house caring/sitting thing when she started out. We were really young and I’d pop round to one of her clients houses on a Sat night with my bag of cans. Once we were ****ing in the living room and the old woman she was caring for came shuffling through on the floor in her nappy. She had nothing up top like.

Mad times.
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Reported to panorama
 
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Saf said:
I’ve only ever loved two birds and my first love was an Indian bird. A nurse. Done that house caring/sitting thing when she started out. We were really young and I’d pop round to one of her clients houses on a Sat night with my bag of cans. Once we were ****ing in the living room and the old woman she was caring for came shuffling through on the floor in her nappy. She had nothing going on up top like.

Mad times.
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<laugh><laugh><laugh>

What the actual **** did I just read
 
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