You two desperately need a **** or something you could pull better than that at any bar in the UK right this second.
Marrying her would make more sense than just a quick shag you hound least then you get some of her cash even though apparently Ern believes shagging someone means you get a claim on their wealth
Maybe he was going to charge her. Idk. Not arsed about the cash. She’s Asian, I like Asian birds, so…
I’ve only ever loved two birds and my first love was an Indian bird. A nurse. Done that house caring/sitting thing when she started out. We were really young and I’d pop round to one of her clients houses on a Sat night with my bag of cans. Once we were ****ing in the living room and the old woman she was caring for came shuffling through on the floor in her nappy. She had nothing going on up top like. Mad times.
