Down to the wire

On loan at Bolton from 31st January to the end of the season he scored 8 goals in 12 matches!

 

We are all missing the important question.

Who was Syd trying to hypnotise in that picture?

 

Truly didn't know, Dorset.

Thank you.

Were was he before that?

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In the Chelsea reserves rotting away like he is now. I don't mind permanent or a loan deal marra. He is the "Fox in the box" that we are lacking IMO. Get him signed Brucey!

His career stats are good too Bobby. He's scored 23 goals in 59 matches, since he signed a pro contract.

 

But I think Gyan could be our fox - sorry!

Need a big'un to supply now.

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Sturridge is not exactly small at 6' 1". Granted, there are some big ****ers playing in the PL in defence and attack, but from what I've seen of him, he's quick and strong, causing defenders all sorts of problems. In the 12 matches for Bolton he was fouled 23 times = 23 free kicks or penalties

 

OK. I want him mow.

Bring him oiled to my chambers.

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Filthy Beast!

 

I got some spare Greenshields Stamps and some old B&H Gratis points leftover, maybes we can club-in??

 

Sturridge IS a beast.

But, don't believe we have any chance of getting him. He's in Chelsea's plans for the short and long term. Terry and Lampard have both lobbied for his inclusion when his 3 game ban is over. They love him. Fully expect to see him starting in two weeks time.

Torres is crap (never thought I'd say that), Drogba is out and Sturridge is presently The Man.

Think he's going to light it up over the next month and secure a spot in the starting XI

 

God I remember those gratis points, they were REALLY crap!! Mind you might have something ther, I've a few thousand Nectar points I can chip in - anybody else??

 

Your urine has just extinguished my fire

 

I'm not giving away my Nectar points. They go towards the Christmas shopping every year Mind you, with todays prices I might get 6 eggs and a loaf for them

 

Dont worry. We will get him. I have several Texaco 1970 football busts of the England squad that I KNOW Ambramovich is desperate for.

Hey! Ruskie!

Bobby Charlton

Terry Cooper

Alan Mullery

(Got him, guys)

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All right, what about Airmiles then??

 

I've got the full collection of Esso coins, on the OFFICIAL cardboard mount no less!! Now THAT's enough to raise the pecker of the most jaded oligarch!!

 

59

Any centenary fa cup coins?

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sorry mate

 

Unfortunately not, but I do have the 1972 Christmas Edition of "Men Only" (slightly soiled) if you think that might clinch the deal?

 

No way! I hate flying, but my missus forces me to do it so we can get to the sunnier climes. I've managed to convince her that a drive holiday to Ireland next month is a good idea. Result! she swallowed it (The holiday that is )