Down to the wire

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But I think Gyan could be our fox - sorry!

Need a big'un to supply now.

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Sturridge is not exactly small at 6' 1". Granted, there are some big ****ers playing in the PL in defence and attack, but from what I've seen of him, he's quick and strong, causing defenders all sorts of problems. In the 12 matches for Bolton he was fouled 23 times = 23 free kicks or penalties ;)
 
I got some spare Greenshields Stamps and some old B&H Gratis points leftover, maybes we can club-in??
 
OK. I want him mow.

Bring him oiled to my chambers.

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Sturridge IS a beast.

But, don't believe we have any chance of getting him. He's in Chelsea's plans for the short and long term. Terry and Lampard have both lobbied for his inclusion when his 3 game ban is over. They love him. Fully expect to see him starting in two weeks time.

Torres is crap (never thought I'd say that), Drogba is out and Sturridge is presently The Man.

Think he's going to light it up over the next month and secure a spot in the starting XI
 
Sturridge IS a beast.

But, don't believe we have any chance of getting him. He's in Chelsea's plans for the short and long term. Terry and Lampard have both lobbied for his inclusion when his 3 game ban is over. They love him. Fully expect to see him starting in two weeks time.

Torres is crap (never thought I'd say that), Drogba is out and Sturridge is presently The Man.

Think he's going to light it up over the next month and secure a spot in the starting XI

Your urine has just extinguished my fire :(
 
Dont worry. We will get him. I have several Texaco 1970 football busts of the England squad that I KNOW Ambramovich is desperate for.

Hey! Ruskie!

Bobby Charlton

Terry Cooper

Alan Mullery

(Got him, guys)

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Dont worry. We will get him. I have several Texaco 1970 football busts of the England squad that I KNOW Ambramovich is desperate for.

Hey! Ruskie!

Bobby Charlton

Terry Cooper

Alan Mullery

(Got him, guys)

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I've got the full collection of Esso coins, on the OFFICIAL cardboard mount no less!! Now THAT's enough to raise the pecker of the most jaded oligarch!!