Dogs
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We played music for a Sergeants mess dinner once and one of the Dambuster squadron was goh. Played the Luftwaffe march from the Battle of Britain film and then his own film music and he bought us all a drink. A proper hero.
Aye, if you like every item of furniture and clothing you own covered in their fur.
Yes I was an Army bandsmen. I got paid to blow an instrument in the mornings and get horribly drunk in the afternoons.
Aye but did ye see any theatres of conflict? Play any colonial ditties whilst @DevAdvocate skewered a crying baby with dark pigmentation of the skin?
I saw a 200 pounder go off in Derry once that was pretty spectacular.
One of our guys in a fit of pique, a few days later, nicked a pig and drove it into the Free wall of Derry and the next morning we all got a very surprise locker/room inspection from the monkeys looking for clues. The bastards "confiscated" all my Color Climax collection, that I'd harvested carefully over the years, and no doubt loads of other guys lost stuff too thanks to that twat. We never did find out who, lucky for him he'd have been bog lynched.
Apparently, Ken Dodd's dad's dog's dead.
Say what you like about their ideology, they wrote the best marching tunes by a country mile.
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Germans are the best at everything therefor the bestest dog is the German Shepherd.
That's a rap guise
A bloke shouldn't really have a dog smaller than a springer spaniel ... Anything smaller are for ****s...
Have you considered a shih tzu?? That's a manly beast if ever I saw one.
Have you considered a shih tzu?? That's a manly beast if ever I saw one.
I have a German Shepherd it's a brilliant dog.
I have a Northern Inuit which is a cross between a German Shepherd and a husky. It's a good dog and nice to look at as it is mostly white.
I also have a Malamute. It's a **** and as thick as ****e in the neck of a bottle.
I have a Northern Inuit which is a cross between a German Shepherd and a husky. It's a good dog and nice to look at as it is mostly white.
I also have a Malamute. It's a **** and as thick as ****e in the neck of a bottle.
If we are talking German breeds then the best one is the Doberman. Faster, stronger, and more intelligent than the Shephard, plus they don't malt all round your house.
A proper protection and guard dog that was specifically bred by the Germans to protect their owners. Unless you want a dog to heard sheep then the Doberman is the top German breed
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The yanks chop their ears and tails off. They do the same with pit bull's ears as well methinks.
Anyone who has more than two of any pet is certifiably ****ing weird. You are clearly the male canine version of those madwomen you see muttering to themselves in Tesco's whilst stinking of cat piss.