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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ciaran, Dec 21, 2015.

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  1. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    I wish
     
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  2. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    We played music for a Sergeants mess dinner once and one of the Dambuster squadron was goh. Played the Luftwaffe march from the Battle of Britain film and then his own film music and he bought us all a drink. A proper hero.
     
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  3. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Aye, if you like every item of furniture and clothing you own covered in their fur.
     
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  4. Patience

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    Were you in the forces?
     
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  5. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    Yes I was an Army bandsmen. I got paid to blow an instrument in the mornings and get horribly drunk in the afternoons.
     
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  6. Patience

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    Aye but did ye see any theatres of conflict? Play any colonial ditties whilst @DevAdvocate skewered a crying baby with dark pigmentation of the skin?
     
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    Patience, Dec 22, 2015
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  7. pompeymeowth

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    I saw a 200 pounder go off in Derry once that was pretty spectacular.

    One of our guys in a fit of pique, a few days later, nicked a pig and drove it into the Free wall of Derry and the next morning we all got a very surprise locker/room inspection from the monkeys looking for clues. The bastards "confiscated" all my Color Climax collection, that I'd harvested carefully over the years, and no doubt loads of other guys lost stuff too thanks to that twat. We never did find out who, lucky for him he'd have been bog lynched.
     
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  8. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    You do realise that's not my son's actual dog?
     
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  9. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Do you blow "instruments" for free now?
     
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  10. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Apparently, Ken Dodd's dad's dog's dead.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Dec 22, 2015
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  11. pompeymeowth

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    Say what you like about their ideology, they wrote the best marching tunes by a country mile.

     
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    pompeymeowth, Dec 22, 2015
  12. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Germans are the best at everything therefor the bestest dog is the German Shepherd.

    That's a rap guise
     
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  13. Sweats

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    A bloke shouldn't really have a dog smaller than a springer spaniel ... Anything smaller are for ****s...

    Have you considered a shih tzu?? That's a manly beast if ever I saw one.
     
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    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  15. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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  16. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    I have a German Shepherd it's a brilliant dog.

    I have a Northern Inuit which is a cross between a German Shepherd and a husky. It's a good dog and nice to look at as it is mostly white.

    I also have a Malamute. It's a **** and as thick as ****e in the neck of a bottle.
     
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  17. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Actually that's a bit harsh. It's not a ****.
     
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  18. King Shergar

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    If we are talking German breeds then the best one is the Doberman. Faster, stronger, and more intelligent than the Shephard, plus they don't malt all round your house.

    A proper protection and guard dog that was specifically bred by the Germans to protect their owners. Unless you want a dog to heard sheep then the Doberman is the top German breed:biggrin:

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  19. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    The yanks chop their ears and tails off. They do the same with pit bull's ears as well methinks.
     
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  20. Archers Road

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    Anyone who has more than two of any pet is certifiably ****ing weird. You are clearly the male canine version of those madwomen you see muttering to themselves in Tesco's whilst stinking of cat piss.
     
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