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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ciaran, Dec 21, 2015.

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  1. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Depends were you put it!
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Dec 21, 2015
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  2. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    If the kids have worn you out, why would you want another mental thing running around?
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Dec 21, 2015
  3. Rustie bugmuncher

    Rustie bugmuncher Well-Known Member

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    dogs lick other dogs arseholes, people with dogs let their dogs lick their faces

    unless you like the scent of dogs arsehole on your face don't get a dog
     
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    Rustie bugmuncher, Dec 21, 2015
  4. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    FTFY
     
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  5. Otto Flayshow

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    I looked after my brother's dogs while he was away on holiday last summer. He also had an elderly, incontinent cat which shat on the floor. While I was away looking for stuff to clean it up, one of the dogs must've eaten it (the ****, not the cat) as it had disappeared by the time I got back. It took a second for the penny to drop what must've happened - I had the sensation of being disgusted and relieved at the same time.
     
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  6. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Get yer self a German Shepherd Ciaran. Easy to train to bite ****s likeToby.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Dec 21, 2015
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  7. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Yes, Dear.
     
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  8. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    I like dogs
     
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  9. Girvan Loyal 1690

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    image.jpeg
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Dec 21, 2015
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  10. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    We get dog walkers to come and give them an hour's walk around lunchtime.
     
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  11. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Get a spaniel.

    <laugh> fat pud tags
     
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    SaintsForTheWin, Dec 21, 2015
  12. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    <laugh> ciaran would get tarred and feathered if he was seen walking that thing about Ardoyne
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Dec 21, 2015
  13. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    My son has one of these. Cracking wee dog. Gemme as ****.

    please log in to view this image
     
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  14. Mind The Duck

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    I used to have 3 border collies, great dogs
     
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  15. Mick O'Toon

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    ^^^^
    After those last two posts I've changed my mind
    Did ye?Lovely dogs.I used to mind my dad's one when he went on holidays and the ****er managed to open the door and lie on bed,keep you fit them dogs.
     
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  16. Mind The Duck

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    Sheep dogs I think

    Think one was crossed with a lab, handsome bastard so he was

    <peacedove>
     
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  17. Girvan Loyal 1690

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    Collies are looneys
     
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  18. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    He could do with a new carpet or Hoover tm too.
     
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  19. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    They are,working dogs so need space and plenty of exercise and hence owner should know that.They probably do it over there but me mate got a dog from a home,they interviewed him and came out to his house and checked everything before handing dog over
     
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  20. Girvan Loyal 1690

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    All the dogs in dog homes in Glasgow are staffies. All the scum bags get them then just dump them.
     
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