See, if auntie Delia had done a seasonal book about "How to disguise sprouts so kids eat them - even though they detest the vile, hideous things" there'd be no need for all this conjecture. She'd be rolling in it
{Snappy book title for a stocking filler, don't you agree?}
I absolutely love Brussels Sprouts

Mind you, it's the only thing I do like about Brussels

