If one places a tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death. (Who was the sadist who discovered this??)
Ex lab-rats mostlyYou'd be surprised how many rats have a crafty *** when you're not looking.
The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb

Multi-porpoise thenthere are 3 porpoises orbiting the moon and you can see them on every Wednesday night
there are 3 porpoises orbiting the moon and you can see them on every Wednesday night
Female kangaroos have three vaginas
There are only 4 words in the English language which end in dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous
- apodous
- hazardous
- horrendous
- iodous
- iridous
- jeopardous
- macropodous
- molybdous
- palladous
- phyllocladous
- podous
- stupendous
- tremendous
- vanadous

"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".