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  1. LuisDiazgamechanger

    LuisDiazgamechanger Dribbles

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    If one places a tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death. (Who was the sadist who discovered this??)
     
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    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Human eyes never grow
     
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  3. LuisDiazgamechanger

    LuisDiazgamechanger Dribbles

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    The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb
     
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    Ex lab-rats mostly :emoticon-0176-smoke
     
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    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Love this ****.

    Paying through the nose. Come from when they used to put a ring in someone's nose if they didn't pay or fulfil a debt, something like that anyways
     
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  6. LuisDiazgamechanger

    LuisDiazgamechanger Dribbles

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    On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily!(That explains a few mysteries....)
     
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    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Babies born in China are immediately aged as 1 year old.
     
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  8. LuisDiazgamechanger

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    Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space because passing wind in a spacesuit damages them.
     
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    The artist JerryChristmas "Massive old member"

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    The phrase "piss poor" comes from those who used to sell their urine to the leather tanners <ok>
     
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    there are 3 porpoises orbiting the moon and you can see them on every Wednesday night
     
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    organic red Well-Known Member

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    Multi-porpoise then :bandit:
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    Are they there on porpoise? :bandit:
     
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  13. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I never thought I'd ever "like" a comment about kangaroo vaginas.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Blue whales have penises measuring up to 6ft long.

    ... and that's just the females.




    / not really the females that bit was a lie
     
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    "Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".
     
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    • apodous
    • hazardous
    • horrendous
    • iodous
    • iridous
    • jeopardous
    • macropodous
    • molybdous
    • palladous
    • phyllocladous
    • podous
    • stupendous
    • tremendous
    • vanadous
     
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    Marvellous.<ok>
     
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    PMT.
     
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  19. LuisDiazgamechanger

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    Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.
     
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  20. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    Polar bears fur is actually see through.
     
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