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  1. InBiscanWeTrust

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    Dogs don't actually fornicate doggy style.
     
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    Bears really do **** in the woods.
     
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    Say what?
     
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    They do it missionary and her on top.<laugh>
     
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    A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.
     
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  6. InBiscanWeTrust

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    And the pope really is Catholic
     
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  7. InBiscanWeTrust

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    They actually spin round so are facing away and more 'ass to ass'.

    Apparebtly sometimes if the male isn't veg experienced they struggle to seperate as well.
     
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    <laugh>

    No mate.

    They **** doggy style.

    What you're describing is when they get 'dog knotted' and end up facing the wrong way, after the male slips off.
     
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  9. InBiscanWeTrust

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    No
     
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    Some bitches will go the extra mile to attract a well hung dog.

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    Are we really going to sink into the realms of "veg experienced dogs"??
     
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    The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched."
     
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    Not having hands to guide the fruit in. Any sexual vegtable encounters a dog's has has to have a helping hand from a human.
     
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    Scientists have discovered a new human-like species in a burial chamber deep in a cave system in South Africa.
    The discovery of 15 partial skeletons is the largest single discovery of its type in Africa.
    The researchers claim that the discovery will change ideas about our human ancestors.
    The studies which have been published in the journal Elife also indicate that these individuals were capable of ritual behaviour.

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    The species, which has been named naledi, has been classified in the grouping, or genus, Homo, to which modern humans belong.
    The researchers who made the find have not been able to find out how long ago these creatures lived - but the scientist who led the team, Prof Lee Berger, told BBC News that he believed they could be among the first of our kind (genus Homo) and could have lived in Africa up to three million years ago.
     
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    Give it a monocle and it's a dead ringer for Chris Eubank.
     
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    He's looking ok for 3 million as well.

    (The one in the picture- not Chris Eubank).
     
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    More hair then Gerrez
    evolution seems to have gone backwards in that aspect.
     
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    The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.
     
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    Because the right hand is being used for something else.
     
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    And those that were so poor and didnt have a vessel to sell their piss to the tanners were said to "not have a pot to piss in"
     
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