Possibly the only things I wouldn't privatise are the NHS and education. If you are healthy and well educated then you can **** off and look after yourself.
That my friends is the ideal solution

However I would go further by introducing the following measures;
1) Embrace our European membership by adopting the Euro as our currency.
2) Leave NATO
3) Reduce defence spending including a 50% reduction in operational armed forces and abandon our nuclear deterrent.
4) Re-nationalise vital industries including, water, gas, electricity and telecommunications.
5) Outlaw all media owned or invested in by Rupert Murdoch.
I'll think of some more later.

