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Jacky_Ickx said:
She was in my class at uni and a few classmates saw us leave together while pretty much the whole class knew I had a long term woman
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They were gonna talk anyway - you might as well have pumped her and then got a story together between you both (she puked and fell straight asleep in my living room is always a good un)

As I said, my days of this are behind me - I was a dirty bassa but I'm on the straight n narrow now - Vicky Coren slapping me in the face with her jubblies and reading Plato wouldn't tempt me these days.

Scrub that, I'd be in about the Coren lassie if I even just smelt her in the environs <ok>
 
Carol Kirkwood's Funbags said:
They were gonna talk anyway - you might as well have pumped her and then got a story together between you both (she puked and fell straight asleep in my living room is always a good un)

As I said, my days of this are behind me - I was a dirty bassa but I'm on the straight n narrow now - Vicky Coren slapping me in the face with her jubblies and reading Plato wouldn't tempt me these days.

Scrub that, I'd be in about the Coren lassie if I even just smelt her in the environs <ok>
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<laugh>
 
er, our friendship is 'pending'

i hope you aren't having second thoughts because of the colour of my skin
 
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