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Dear Messi

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Zico, Sep 5, 2011.

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Have you cheated on your girlfriend?

  1. No

  2. Yes

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  1. Jobby Funbags

    Jobby Funbags Guest

    They were gonna talk anyway - you might as well have pumped her and then got a story together between you both (she puked and fell straight asleep in my living room is always a good un)

    As I said, my days of this are behind me - I was a dirty bassa but I'm on the straight n narrow now - Vicky Coren slapping me in the face with her jubblies and reading Plato wouldn't tempt me these days.

    Scrub that, I'd be in about the Coren lassie if I even just smelt her in the environs <ok>
     
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    Jobby Funbags, Sep 5, 2011
  2. User Deleted

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    had to vote no because, well, i love her
     
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  3. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    jane left you ian
     
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    jenthesaint1990, Sep 5, 2011
  4. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

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    <laugh>
     
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    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction, Sep 5, 2011
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    then i shall die alone, romantically.
     
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  6. Zico

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    Jen, it's never planned, it's just an instinctive refex to getting yer hole on a plate - I can't ever say no. :(
     
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    Zico, Sep 5, 2011
  7. jenthesaint1990

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    you shagged a stripper the other day you should be happy
     
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    jenthesaint1990, Sep 5, 2011
  8. RAVENBLACK

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    Ethel?
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Sep 5, 2011
  9. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    whatever happened to the moral compass of this broken britain , you cads.
     
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    rogueleader, Sep 5, 2011
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    er, our friendship is 'pending'

    i hope you aren't having second thoughts because of the colour of my skin
     
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  11. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    weak
     
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    jenthesaint1990, Sep 5, 2011
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    every human being has a weakness jen
     
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  13. jenthesaint1990

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    poor excuse.
    my weakness is hair products. I JUST CANT STOP BUYING THEM <wah>
     
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    jenthesaint1990, Sep 5, 2011
  14. Kim Jong Il

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    Hair products and Gigolos <ok>
     
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    Kim Jong Il, Sep 5, 2011
  15. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    involving the bodily fluids of whales by any chance ?
     
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    rogueleader, Sep 5, 2011
  16. jenthesaint1990

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    unfortunately not
     
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    jenthesaint1990, Sep 5, 2011
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    <ok>
     
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    jenthesaint1990, Sep 5, 2011
  18. Dave the Rave

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    A woman isnae just for christmas....

    <ok>
     
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    Dave the Rave, Sep 5, 2011
  19. Kim Jong Il

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    treat her right and you might get anal for your birthday too <ok>
     
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    Kim Jong Il, Sep 5, 2011
  20. Dave the Rave

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    I'm afraid of strap-ons after the last time <whistle>
     
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    Dave the Rave, Sep 5, 2011
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