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Have you cheated on your girlfriend?

  • No

  • Yes

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I used to, but thats cause previous girlfriends meant nothing to me.

Now I wouldnt dream of it if I get my girl. Although until that happens I'll happily play the field.

I once had 2 girlfriends at the same time
 
Kim Jong Il said:
Holt has only ever seen his maws fanny.
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and it was in a right old state once that basketball team had finished with it.

Holt thinks a fanny looks like an airsock with a hairy woman attached to it <boak>
 
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holt's norfolk mawlust
nls looted the muff
 
With a few drinks in me I find it nigh on impossible to refuse even the slightest whiff of a ride. I don't think it makes me a bad person and I stopped feeling guilty years ago. Young birds bang like barn doors these days compared to when I was in my early 20s 10 years ago. If I caught my bird doing the dirty I'd wring her neck though <laugh>
 
CiaranArdoynian said:
With a few drinks in me I find it nigh on impossible to refuse even the slightest whiff of a ride. I don't think it makes me a bad person and I stopped feeling guilty years ago. Young birds bang like barn doors these days compared to when I was in my early 20s 10 years ago. If I caught my bird doing the dirty I'd wring her neck though <laugh>
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just reading this makes me angry
 
I voted no because I was concerned it might be public and she could be reading it. But no I haven't ever and would hope that i never would. For those who think it's o.k (and I'm not judging) just rememeber it could happen to you
 
Chippy minton said:
I voted no because I was concerned it might be public and she could be reading it. But no I haven't ever and would hope that i never would. For those who think it's o.k (and I'm not judging) just rememeber it could happen to you
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Shootie in.

If it gives me a bit of peace and an empty for the night she can fill her boots.

Get her pumped, lads - just double bag so I don't catch anything <ok>
 
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