Dear Messi

Fixed

 

I used to, but thats cause previous girlfriends meant nothing to me.

Now I wouldnt dream of it if I get my girl. Although until that happens I'll happily play the field.

I once had 2 girlfriends at the same time

 

**** off did you

 

Holt has only ever seen his maws fanny.

 

and it was in a right old state once that basketball team had finished with it.

Holt thinks a fanny looks like an airsock with a hairy woman attached to it <boak>

 

You're a bundle of fun today, sweetie.

 

Cheating is fine as long as she doesn't find out.
i cheated on my bird about 2 weeks ago,

 

tags for this thread

holt's norfolk mawlust
nls looted the muff

 

Your girlfriend's ****ing your best pal behind your back.

 

****

 

I used to out with a girl that had a fanny like a Viet-Cong tunnel hide-out.

 

you shuld have made the vote public zico <blackmail>

 

With a few drinks in me I find it nigh on impossible to refuse even the slightest whiff of a ride. I don't think it makes me a bad person and I stopped feeling guilty years ago. Young birds bang like barn doors these days compared to when I was in my early 20s 10 years ago. If I caught my bird doing the dirty I'd wring her neck though

 

just reading this makes me angry

 

Now now Jen, everyones entitled to a bit of hypocracy in their lives and if you think it's just men who play away you're wrong.

 

It's edge's other ID. He's making it up.

 

why do u feel that strongly about it jen?

 

I voted no because I was concerned it might be public and she could be reading it. But no I haven't ever and would hope that i never would. For those who think it's o.k (and I'm not judging) just rememeber it could happen to you

 

Shootie in.

If it gives me a bit of peace and an empty for the night she can fill her boots.

Get her pumped, lads - just double bag so I don't catch anything